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The story of SayGauna

Formation year, specific timelines and exact details are deliberately shrouded in order to maintain member anonymity and competitor advantage. Not all of our board members are public facing, infact less than half are known to the public.


This information vacuum unfortunately creates a lot of rife speculation about SayGauna operations, it was a long held internet joke that we'd been working on a breakthrough in fabric softener, until we announced this was infact true, and proved it by handing out 450 towels that were so demonstrably soft that records were practically re-written overnight.

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Meet our public facing Board members

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Clive "The slide" Davis

Accounts, trading and financial wizard. Currently assuming the role of #1 as Pat winds down for retirement.


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Pat Scott

Irishman Pat makes no secret of the fact he started SayGauna as an elaborate way to avoid tax on his towel business. Soon to be retiring after a life dedicated to fabric.


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Dom Boyes

Dom worked his way up the ranks by earning the trust and respect of fellow members during his 12 years membership. Known for his enticing fragrance collection he wanted a "signature" For SayGauna, inspired by Wetherspoons carpets quirkiness he worked on applying a similar thought process to SayGauna, 2 years later he had a fragrance that could be ever so slightly modified for each of our locations, yet distinctly remains "The smell of SayGauna"

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Sue Caddick

Due to public facing legal documentation we can confirm that when it comes to neutrality you need to Sue Caddick, despite not being permitted to visit any of our premises, when we demand a fair, completely unbiased view, the choice is obvious, Sue Caddick.

Current Special Offers
Yearly membership
20% Off
*New members only, use code or quote GROWL when joining, automatic renewal that can be cancelled at any time.
Towel only tuesday
Free drink
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