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What's happening at SayGauna
As a gripping world cup comes to an end SayGauna celebrates thousands of locations coming together to support our "towels only" Chip and pin wristband payment system, allowing those along with "smart watch" Owners to pay comfortably for drinks.
One of our main test locations pictured above had nothing but positives for the flock of towel clad customers.
"I absolutely love these lads" Said proprietor Larry McMananus, "They're always coming in with their stickers and brightening the place up, I just can't get enough of them!"
A fourth batch of prototypes have been produced, we're aware of the feedback from members that the logo is a little large and share the concerns that the lower details may be frail when washing, we will however press forward and give this batch a several months wash/wear test as with the other batches.
Tee times follow, please note the earlier start in bold!
Second Saturday of the month 8am.
Third Saturday 11am.
Otherwise the default is 10am.
200 Men were whittled down to a six man Sunday showdown.
8am Saw the whistle go and by 9am only four remained, incredibly without a shot being fired! Gabe "Raging" Horn was the first to withdraw after tripping over his towel and badly injuring his ankle, ten minutes later Rick Friars slipped on his flip flop and collided heavily with a wall.
Shots were eventually fired as Soxall (pictured) Dominantly took out all remaining competitors in a breathtaking 30 second spell, after emerging unseen from a used towel box.
Due to manufacturing constraints these "mince pie madness" Towels are exclusively available in our North East locations until we can secure more stock, designer and multi decade member "Big Bass" Todgers stated "My inspiration for the towel was mince pies" Truly fascinating insight indeed.
Tee times follow,
Second Saturday of the month 9am.
Third Saturday 11am.
Otherwise the default is 10am.
Crod as pictured dropping "Sauna Sundays fisting floor fillers" To the West Ridlington victory club, needs no introduction to members, the son of DJ Todd Terry and actress Teri Cherry continues to spread the SayGauna message around the UK.
Initially scheduled to be with us for 2 years, he's decided to commit for at least 1 more, as he finishes his book "Father Leeroy, under the cloth"
The debut of the unique "double for a cuddle" Size flew out, there won't be a re-issue, and of course the design will change for 2025!
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